Pirate Bay's founders convicted, get a year in IKEA

It's not quite IKEA, but it's pretty darned close. It's Swedish prison, which features soft lighting, hanging lamps, wood paneling. The doors are locked by prisoners, not the guards. There are no fences to prevent escapes. It seems to me that the Pirate Bay's founders are actually being rewarded for their crimes.

My new life plan is to move to Sweden, commit some sort of fraud, and spend the rest of my days in a 4 star hotel.